Surprise Revival Gifts

'They revived me after declaring me clinically dead. Have a drink.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I found the termites!'

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Office Park

'They were all out of roses.'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Surprise Party

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'