Surprise Reunion Gifts

'Hi Craig. Its Tanya. Remember me? Spring break?... Cancun?... And that one crazy,wonderful night of unbridled night of passion? Yeah, well there's someone you should meet.'

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

True confessions.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Polygamists' Picnic

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"I need to know who started it."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Family with pets.

Home Sweet Home

"I think we may be related!"

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."