Surprise Revival T-Shirts

'They revived me after declaring me clinically dead. Have a drink.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'I found the termites!'

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Office Park

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'They were all out of roses.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Surprise Party

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Cow's Surprise Party.