Surname Switcher Gifts

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Currently Boston

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Respected Professionals

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'I've been transferred again.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Where Are They Now?

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

I've turned to the darkside!

Business for sale