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Currently Boston

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Respected Professionals

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

Where Are They Now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I've been transferred again.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

Russell Rebrand

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

I've turned to the darkside!

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