Name Changers Pillows

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Save the world together

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

'Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.'

"I have your test results here, Chief Running Water, by the way have you ever considered changing your name?"

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

"Dad, it's official. Every girl in our school is named Emma."

'My uncle is going to change his name. His name is Void. He has trouble signing checks.'

Unknown

'My first name is Hillary, and I'd like to have it legally changed to anything else!'

'Would that make you feel better?'

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

"I hate to get rid of my T-shirts, but since you insist on changing your name..."