Name Change Investigator Pillows

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'Who am I?'

'It would have been easier to prove your father was of sound mind when he wrote this will if he hadn't written it on the headed notepaper of the psychiatric hospital in which he'd been sectioned.'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

"The kids are at that age when they'd really like to know our net worth."

'There is no million dollar inheritance. We just put out that notice to locate the missing heirs.'

'... And to Mable, I leave whatever was on the trap at the time of my death. '

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"