Name Change Investigator Gifts

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Christopher Isherwood

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Spying Smart TV

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

'It would have been easier to prove your father was of sound mind when he wrote this will if he hadn't written it on the headed notepaper of the psychiatric hospital in which he'd been sectioned.'

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

"The kids are at that age when they'd really like to know our net worth."

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'... And to Mable, I leave whatever was on the trap at the time of my death. '