Name Change Discussion Gifts

'Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

If there were no religion...s

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

Lady speaking to a man about her name

'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

'He needs a domain name.'

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

"Seriously? You're all called "Teddy" too?! I guess our parents must like conventional names..."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.