Name Change Discussion Prints

'Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

If there were no religion...s

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'

Lady speaking to a man about her name

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'He needs a domain name.'

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"Seriously? You're all called "Teddy" too?! I guess our parents must like conventional names..."

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

'We call him Palace - that's where he was conceived.'