Name Change Gifts

'My uncle is going to change his name. His name is Void. He has trouble signing checks.'

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'My first name is Hillary, and I'd like to have it legally changed to anything else!'

"I hate to get rid of my T-shirts, but since you insist on changing your name..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Baby name suggestions.

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Sinead?!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"