Name Change Pillows

'My uncle is going to change his name. His name is Void. He has trouble signing checks.'

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'My first name is Hillary, and I'd like to have it legally changed to anything else!'

"I hate to get rid of my T-shirts, but since you insist on changing your name..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Baby name suggestions.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Naming that Impala

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Sinead?!"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"