Name Swapper Pillows

'Would that make you feel better?'

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I'm coping.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"If you buy it all you get a cobblestone for free."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

Unknown

"I always enjoy our talks."

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'Could I change the name of Apt. 4B to 'Windemere Acres'?'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'