Name Changer Pillows

"Rather than fork out for personalised number plates, I'd just like to change my name to..."

'Could I change the name of Apt. 4B to 'Windemere Acres'?'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Game changing

Human Rights for All

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Look out, here comes the old man

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Race relations - political stagnation - hate-fear...want to mae a difference?

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

Pulling a statue down

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

"You're different from last time."

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

Actually, this is just the beginning

"Are they with us or them?"

'I was named after my maternal grandfather, but my username is my own creation.'

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)