Name Changing Pillows

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Naming that Impala

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Changing house name.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'