Name Changer Gifts

"Rather than fork out for personalised number plates, I'd just like to change my name to..."

'Could I change the name of Apt. 4B to 'Windemere Acres'?'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Game changing

Human Rights for All

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

Look out, here comes the old man

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

Race relations - political stagnation - hate-fear...want to mae a difference?

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

Pulling a statue down

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

"You're different from last time."

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Actually, this is just the beginning

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)