Biblical Namechanger Gifts

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'Where were the wise women?'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'I turned wine into water.'

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

"I have your test results here, Chief Running Water, by the way have you ever considered changing your name?"

The Last Supper in a restaurant.

Eve gives Adam an apple pie

"It's 'Honor thy Father and Mother', not brother!"

'My uncle is going to change his name. His name is Void. He has trouble signing checks.'

'My first name is Hillary, and I'd like to have it legally changed to anything else!'