Biblical Namechanger Prints

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'Where were the wise women?'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'Sorry, no carbs.'

Eve gives Adam an apple pie

The Last Supper in a restaurant.

"I have your test results here, Chief Running Water, by the way have you ever considered changing your name?"

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."

"It's 'Honor thy Father and Mother', not brother!"

'My uncle is going to change his name. His name is Void. He has trouble signing checks.'

"Now are you happy?"

'My first name is Hillary, and I'd like to have it legally changed to anything else!'