Surgical Sweethearts Gifts

Doctors in Love.

The Scanner Of Love.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Anatomy.

Lovers in construction

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

"Take note, Clammerhorn. The yellow tank is helium."

"Well, at least his heart's in the right place."

"Surgeons. Too good to sort their recyclables?"

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Yes, the cutting open part is necessary. It's standard operating procedure.'

"Just talk me through it step by step, nurse. I'm new to surgery."

"Some like to keep them as souvenirs, some don't."

Surgeon: Wow! Now That's Gross.

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

'What are you in for?'

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"

Surgical mittens, an idea whose time has not come.

'Gentlemen, ladies, we've just successfully removed that tiny snippet of brain that makes people want to be in politics.'

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.