Surgical Sweethearts T-Shirts

Doctors in Love.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Anatomy.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Lovers in construction

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"Well, at least his heart's in the right place."

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"Surgeons. Too good to sort their recyclables?"

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Yes, the cutting open part is necessary. It's standard operating procedure.'

"Just talk me through it step by step, nurse. I'm new to surgery."

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

Surgical mittens, an idea whose time has not come.

'Gentlemen, ladies, we've just successfully removed that tiny snippet of brain that makes people want to be in politics.'

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

'What are you in for?'

Surgeon: Wow! Now That's Gross.

"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"

"Some like to keep them as souvenirs, some don't."

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'