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Anatomy.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

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"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Anatomy.

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Hospital Cleaning.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

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"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

He really puts his heart into it!

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'