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"What should we do with this extra part?"

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Anatomy.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

Anatomy.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

He really puts his heart into it!

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Hospital Cleaning.

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

"The small neat scar was from the surgery. The long jagged scar is where I sneezed."

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'