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"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'Is it urgent?'

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

Love Tap

Anatomy.

Annexe 8

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Operation/Grim Reaper

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"