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"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Jester Surgeon

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'Is it urgent?'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Love Tap

Annexe 8

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Anatomy.

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Hospital Cleaning.

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."