Surgical Residency Completion Gifts

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Dancing Doctor

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Fighting the Pandemic

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'What's holding him up?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

En garde!

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"Turn your head and cough."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Current location

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Medical Center.

Doctor surrounded by notes.