Surgical Residency Completion Gifts

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Dancing Doctor

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Fighting the Pandemic

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'What's holding him up?'

En garde!

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"Turn your head and cough."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

Current location

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Doctor surrounded by notes.

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Medical Center.

'Just another couple of pages.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'