Completion Of Residency Gifts

"Turn your head and cough."

Dancing Doctor

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'What's holding him up?'

"Gross."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Current location

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Doctor surrounded by notes.

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

'It was his last session.'

"Congratulations, Doc, you got a 'thumbs up' on Facebook!"

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

Philosophy Class for Proctology Students

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

Gynecology pigeon hole

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

"According to these results, I shouldn't have gone to Med School in Grenada."