Completing Residency Gifts

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

Doctor surrounded by notes.

'Twelve years if college, medical school, internship and residency and it never occured to me that I'd have to work the night shift.'

Dancing Doctor

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fighting the Pandemic

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'What's holding him up?'

"Gross."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"Turn your head and cough."

Current location

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

Philosophy Class for Proctology Students

'It was his last session.'

"Congratulations, Doc, you got a 'thumbs up' on Facebook!"

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre