Surgical Cycle Enthusiasts Gifts

Surgeon on bike.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Body Building

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Anatomy.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Anatomy.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

He really puts his heart into it!

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Happy Office

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'