Surgery Slapstick Lover Gifts

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Shaving

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

The Second Fall of Man.r

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

Anatomy.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Laurel and Hardy

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Magician makes a smell

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."