Surgery Play Gifts

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

'I can't turn it off.'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'Dr. Frisinger thinks he may have left a clamp in you.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

Your body initially rejected the new kidney, but after we pumped you full of liquor, your body found the new kidney kind of attractive. We'll see what happens in the morning, though.

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He put himself through med school doing stand-up.'

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

'How did the operation go last night?'

'What are you in for?'

"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"