Surgery Play Mugs

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Kids Playing Doctor.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

'I can't turn it off.'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'He put himself through med school doing stand-up.'

'How did the operation go last night?'