Medical Play Gifts

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Good news! I found a donor!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Tree house.

"So, what do you do for play?"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

To them it's just a Prada handbag