Medical Play Pillows

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Good news! I found a donor!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Tree house.

'He's maturing early.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"So, what do you do for play?"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'