Surfing Seniors Gifts

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Bed and Breakfast

Pensioner's Romance

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Life Extension Journal.

Computer Jobs

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Your wave.'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"My turn."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'