Surfing Seniors Pillows

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Bed and Breakfast

Pensioner's Romance

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Computer Jobs

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Your wave.'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"My turn."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Outta my way, you little puke!'