Active Senior Pillows

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.

Even into his nineties, John was determined to stay fit!

Old Age Golf

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Pensioner's Romance

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Computer Jobs

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!