Active Agers Pillows

Active retirement home

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Church Basement Foodie

Breast Height Chart

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Skateboard

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Elderly People

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Ageism at work'

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!