Active Living Pillows

"Our state made the list of the highest obesity rates. Maybe we should move."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The Fast Lane.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

To do before Saturday...

At the market

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Eco Princess