Active Living Pillows

"Our state made the list of the highest obesity rates. Maybe we should move."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

The Fast Lane.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

To do before Saturday...

Yoga vs. Prosecco

At the market

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

Eco Princess

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'