Adaptive Living Pillows

'Marie is still trying to get the hang of her power chair.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Vegetarian Birds

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I beg to differ."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I've mutated."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Unsuitable clothing.

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Skiing in a wheelchair