Adaptive Tech Enthusiast Pillows

I've gone one better!

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I'll never forget you."

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Drone Aerodrome

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Organic IPod.

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

Fit-Bite

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

Men with short left legs meet man with short right leg on sloping mountain path.

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

"You don't need to attach a magnifying glass above your smart watch. Just use the zoom."

"I know they're sweating and their hearts are racing with fear. We hacked their wearable technology."

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

Early Computers Took Up Whole Rooms

'Marie is still trying to get the hang of her power chair.'

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Modern Post, Post Modern

Man with broken leg in car.

House of Java.net Cybercafe. I won't read any book unless it was a movie first.