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Apple-to-Orange Adapter

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Gadget geek.

I.T. Fear

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Man feeding his computer money.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Musician plugged into amp.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

I can be upgraded, can you?

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."