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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Gadget geek.

I.T. Fear

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Man feeding his computer money.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Musician plugged into amp.

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'