Adaptive Living T-Shirts

'Marie is still trying to get the hang of her power chair.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Vegetarian Birds

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Mainstream

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I beg to differ."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I've mutated."

Unsuitable clothing.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Skiing in a wheelchair