Active Agers Mugs

Active retirement home

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Church Basement Foodie

Breast Height Chart

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Skateboard

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Elderly People

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Ageism at work'

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore