Positive Ager Mugs

"It's good that he can manage the stairs at his age."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

PEP TALKS!

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

'Ageism at work'

'60 is the new 40.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

'Sex is good!'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

'Al was competitive to the end!'

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"Face it, Bill, we all run out of positive energy from time to time!"

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'