Surf-loving Pup Pal Gifts

Your dog sure loves playing in the surf! Yeah, it's the bath of least resistance!

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dogma

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Watchdog

Take You Home

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

Top dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Your wave.'

In the dog park

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"My turn."

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Surfer's commute

Bulletin at Malibu