Canine Couch Surfer Gifts

Watchdog

Low-Energy Drinks

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Binge Watch

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ah, business as usual.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'You beached again, didn't you?'

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

World Cup reactions

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Out-of-Homebody experience.

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

Will assuage guilt for money.

"This love seat stinks!"

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"