Canine Couch Surfer Gifts

Watchdog

Low-Energy Drinks

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'You beached again, didn't you?'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Will assuage guilt for money.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"How would you describe your trip to China?"

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"