Supermarket Workers Gifts

"Yo! Check it out"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Thank you, Essential Workers

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Price may vary with weather.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Alphabet soup

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Low Hanging Fruit

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Biker chopper shopper

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"