Supermarket Workers Gifts

"Yo! Check it out"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Price may vary with weather.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Don't have a hot flush....

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Alphabet soup

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Low Hanging Fruit

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Biker chopper shopper

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"