
'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'
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'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'
"Good For You / Bad For You"
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
But is it organic?
Bad for you but to die for
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"We're odd looking but just as good."
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."
Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.
'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'
"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"
"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."
Only One Item or Fewer.
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.
Price may vary with weather.
"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."
"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."
'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'
"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."
"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."
Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.
Personal Assistants.
SupermarketAwful Market.
'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'
'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'
Supermarket Merge
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