Sunken Ship Enthusiast Gifts

Good Ship Lollipop

On the brink.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Need tickets.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Flying Dutchman

Deserted Island Logging

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Desert Island with CCTV.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Ship

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'What luck!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

That Sinking Feeling

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"What about my name?"

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."