Ghost Ship Enthusiast Gifts

The Flying Dutchman

Flying Dutchman

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghostship

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Lost Property - Missing Head