Ghost Ship Enthusiast Gifts

The Flying Dutchman

Flying Dutchman

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

On the brink.

Dr. Roo.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'